Twerkin on yo head
theres so many kitkats ive never had im crying
A HOT NIGHT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB
WHY
*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”
“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
do you have that one person in your school who has a last name full of jumbled letters
dude: you smoke?
me: